San Andreas Seismic Surprise
the s-xual event in which the giver during -n-l penetration farts, and the receiver feels as if he himself has farted, due to feeling the vibration of his partner’s fart p-ssed through the p-n-s and into the receiver’s -ss.
all was going well until he hit me with the san andreas seismic surprise.
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