San Angelo


a small town in the middle of texas that probably wouldn’t exist if it didn’t have angelo state university or goodfellow air-force base. it is most famous for the home of the latin/rock group, los lonely boys.

most of san angelo’s citizens socialize at one of three places: hastings, sunset mall, or graham central station.

it is also metaphorically described as a “whirlpool” or “black hole,” meaning that people who come to this town find it hard to permanently leave.

aaron waston, a texas country artist, also wrote a song about it.
“dude, you’ll never leave san angelo… its a big whirlpool.”
small town in the middle of b-tt-f-ck nowhere, tx

meth capital
austinite; where are you from. angelonion; san angelo. austinite; is that in cali? angelonion; no, remember the polygamy bust a few years ago? that went down in my town. austinite; ahhhh right on.

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