san antonio smorgasboard


a s-xual act when someone sh-ts on your chest, then p-sses on it, and then finishes by busting s nut on it. similar to the cleveland steamer, but much messier
jessica thought ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a san antonio smorgasboard

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