San Diego Sausage Roll
1. when three gay men suck each other off in a big h-m-s-xual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from perez hilton’s blog.
2. the s-xual act of f-cking the sh-t out of a dead male tiger
3. an attempt to sneak a gr-sshopper (otherwise known as a mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. don: hey, did you read perez’ new blog entry?
matt: no, juan read it while tom, bill, and i engaged in a san diego sausage roll
2. dude, charlie sheen is f-cked up. not only does he have a tiger’s blood, he had a san diego sausage roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his martian wizard system.
3. when my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a san diego sausage roll to get him off the hook. i think the n-gg-r gave me aids
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