San Diego Wank
founded in san diego in the early 90’s, this truly is the ‘good morning vietnam!’ of w-nks. when one seeks to relieve one’s self by striping b-ll-ck naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting c-m face. the individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. on -j-c-l-t–n, the partic-p-nt must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.
f-ck me eric, i just walked in on hugh jackman throwing out a san diego w-nk! you should av seen the look in his eyes – he looked like he wanted to wolverine someone!
no p-ssy tonight lads – i’m gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer san diego w-nk for old times sake. snort some richard, and then w-nk some more.
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