San Francisco Detour
a s-xual act in which a male places his p-n-s head against either nostril of his partner just prior to -j-c-l-t–n. once -j-c-l-t–n is imminent, the male exhorts, “i’m going to c-m!”. the ‘detouree’ then takes a deep breath through the nostrils, forcing the seminal fluid into the stomach by way of the nose–rather than the mouth–as is typically expected.
note: if two men -j-c-l-t- in either nostril of the ‘detouree’, this is referred to simply as: a double detour.
“i’m sick and tired of having my genetic fluid travel down the same ol’ street. this time it’s going for a detour. a san francisco detour.”
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