san francisco lap dance
when a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
my lady was on the toilet and i really needed to go so i gave her a san francisco lap dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
Read Also:
- Arizona Turkey
the act of filling a condom with extremely thick period blood and taping it to one’s chin, similar to the red snood which hangs from the neck of a turkey. my daughter wanted to dress up like an animal for halloween so i dressed her up like an arizona turkey. #arizona #turkey
- Thickmale
a male who possesses an extremely “s-xy” female body without a s-x change. they have large nipples, a big -ss, and a small p-n-s(all of which are unfortunate to have if you are a male). jefferey: man she is super hot, imma get her number. gordon: dude that’s my homeboy lamaar, he’s a thickmale. #thickmale […]
- Quadruesome
an orgy consisting of no more and no less than four same-s-x partners. mark had a quadruesome with three pool-boys behind a dumpster in a puerto rican alley. #orgy #foursome #c-ck #lgbt #same-s-x #v-g-n- #lesbian #rainbow #lgbtq #p-ssy #d-ck #sausage party #sword fighting #puerto rico
- hole destroyer
when you cause a male or females b-tt hole to expand rip or tear with a d-ld- p-n-s or large skinny object agh -n-l, what are you gunna do papi well there’s a reason why i’m called the hole destroyer now bend over
- Milwaukee Bitch Magnet
when you’re having s-x with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you’re lying on top of her and she’s flat on her back. trust me, it’s absolutely devastating. “did you hear? matt hit her with the milwaukee b-tch magnet.”