San Francisco Wedding
a two-pair poker hand in which two queens or two kings are present. san francisco is often generalized as having many h-m-s-xual individuals and being on the forefront of gay marriage; thus, having two queens, or “women”, or two kings, or “men”, creates a gay “wedding/marriage” and a san francisco wedding.
joe, sarah, bob, and anna are playing poker.
joe: “i’ll see your $20 and raise you $50”
sarah: “i call. i’ve got a san francisco wedding.”
bob: “what’s a san francisco wedding?”
anna: “a two-pair with queens or kings, bob. i’ve got a full house, though. pwn!”
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