San Jose Cell Phone
a s-xual act in which a man inserts his fist into the -n-s of another man or woman, and begins to ring a bell in time with the pumping of his fist. a bell can be subst-tuted for a cheesy 80’s beat played on a boombox.
“the misses and i were feeling frisky last night, so i gave her a san jose cell phone with that one devo song.”
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