Sanchez Swashbuckler


after banging a chick in the -ss, you take your c-ck, rub it under her nose along her upper lip, and then spooge in her eye, causing the “yarrrrrrrrr!” pirate wink along with a slight poo smell.
“dude she so smelled her own poo after i gave her a blind eye.”

“really? she let you do that?”

“i told her it was a sanchez swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my d-ck under her nose before i came in her eye.”

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