sand dollar

a cat’s -sshole. cat b-tt. when kitty sits down, his -sshole leaves a sand dollar print.
randi’s cat pooie is too portly to clean its own b-tt, therefore pooie has a dirty sand dollar.

robert’s cat salem was all black, and when salem turned around you could see his sand dollar a mile away.

d-mn! why does that cat always stick its sand dollar in my face?
1: what a pimp picks up from his hoes but then needs more since it flies away like sand hence the term sand dollar
2: weird little creatures that wash up on the beach
3: what the flinstones use as money
1: that pimp smacked his ho cause he needed more sand dollars
2: that sand dollar got stuck on the beach and died
3: fred paid 200 sand dollars for his aliigator lawnmower
its what hobos use as currency when they don’t have any money
joel: sh-t i’m out of booze

max: just buy some with your sand dollars
a person in a state of total confusion due to exhaustion. a state of sleep deprivation. when you make no logical sense.
– example 1 –

-on the phone at 2:00 am-

jane: janet, i’m turning into a sand dollar!
janet: wow, that’s… crazy

-two minutes later-

jane: this sand dollar’s gotta peace. bye.

– example 2 –

maggie: last night terry was talking about moving to turkey to start a zoo.

terry: oh, my bad. i was sand dollaring hard core last night.

maggie: you said it’s okay if your animals die because you know a taxidermist…

terry: wow