sand gook


any arab or member of an ethnic group that inhabits the desert regions of the middle east, so-called for reasons unknown, but possibly because u.s. military forces are having just as difficult a time defeating them as they did the vietnamese. any genetic relationship between sand gooks and “regular” gooks is purely speculative at this time.
charles: see, first we went to vietnam to kill the gooks, now we’ve got to kill these f-cking sand gooks. then we’re going to put out a special 75-page section in the newspaper devoted to my narcissism and filled with quotes i think are brilliant, but are really just the product of my wandering, irrational mind. this special section will be a way for me to compensate for my microscopic genitalia.
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a person who lives in a desert region of the middle east. not genetically related to the true gooks of vietnam.
ben dover: charles said we have to wipe the sand gooks off the face of the earth or else be subjected to a forced conversion to islam when the muslims take over.
phil mccrackin: when they take over what?
ben: our government, i guess.
phil: oh. so i suppose this takeover is starting with the strip malls down the street?
ben: well, charles said you’ve got to start small in the jihad business and build slowly. i mean, the born-again christians and the mormons have done it, so why wouldn’t the muslims do the same?

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