sand paper dick
when you have s-x on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your d-ck it starts to feel like sand paper.
girl: ouch!
guy: sorry i got sand on my d-ck
girl: your d-ck feels like sand paper
guy: well next time i’ll bring a blanket so i don’t get sand paper d-ck.
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