Sand Paper Hand Job
(n) the painfully s-xual act performed on a male by a completely s-d-stic or manly lover most likely a softball player, resulting in emotional scarring, severe burns and skin loss.
that dirty trailer skunk that i picked up at the bowling ally gave me such a sand paper hand job that i bled through my jeans.
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when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. usually done to one who is p-ssed out as an act of revenge. sometimes the -ssailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.
dustyn woke up this morning to a bl–dy crotch. he then remembered p-ssing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend rich. as an act of sabotage rich waited until dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.
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