sand pirates


the most feared and notorious of all gangs worldwide. while many speculate that they are nothing more than a few college kids in san luis obispo who get wasted and role down sand dunes,the sand pirates are actually highly loyal and dedicated pirates living by a virtuous code of conduct yet to be determined.
dirt biker:”shhhh, i think its a sand pirate sleeping.”

sand pirate:”yaaarggggh!!!”

dirt biker:”oh sh-t!!!”
piece of sh-t car. owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. signs of a sand pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents

dayum! did you see young gavery skatin through town in his young sand pirate!?

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