Sand Wench


a woman easily seduced at the beach.
guy: “man, she was an easy lay.”

dude: “i heard she was an exhibitionist. where’d you go?”

guy: “we went to the beach at midnight.”

dude: “ah. i figured she was a sand wench.”

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