Sandal Surfing
the deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. such water may contain other’s urine, fecies, dead skin cells, p-b-s, blood and s-m-n, just to name the basics.
jorge: did you see that p-b- hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?
bailey: yeah, that was f-cking gross, i was sandal surfing the whole time.
shower public shower public sandals p-b-s gross sandal surfing
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