Sanderson

an extremely clever man, who knows the world and his wife…. and they’re professional sports star kids.

they say you only need to know 5 people in the world in order to build up enough connections to enable you to know everyone on the planet. unless you know a sanderson! a sanderson knows everyone, some even believe some sanderson’s knows who -ss-ssinated j.f. kennedy, and the whereabouts of 2-pac, they also know every famous sports star on earth because they are part of the vast sanderson family tree.

(e.g. chris hoy – 2nd cousin )

urban legend has it a ‘sanderson’ once sat next to bill gates on the bus and advised him that computers would definitely catch on. need i say anymore, sanderson knows everyone and everything.
teacher “does anyone know anything about windsurfing” ?

millie “my friend alice is amazing at windsurfing, she’s been doing it for years and just won the england championships”

jake “steady on shat, we got ourselves a sanderson”
a sanderson is a broke -ss soilder, that soilder is no good. he is one of jerry’s kids, a rag bag and he is f-cking you. he’s not your friend!
that broke d-ck permanent profile soilder is such a sanderson when it come to tac detail.
when someone picks their nose, nails or various blemishes (zits, moles, warts, etc.) on their face and eats it or flicks it on other people.
“he’s so gross! he’s such a sanderson.”

“ewww did you see what he just did? he just pulled a sanderson.”