Sanding My Sausage
when a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his p-n-s to cause more pain then pleasure.
tj – dude, did you and sierra dry hump last night?
jt – yes. i eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where i was bleeding.
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