Sandman

sandman is a comic book series written by neil gaiman and ill-strated by various artists.
the protagonist of sandman is dream, the immortal anthropomorphic personification of dreams and storytelling. he is known by an array of names, most often morpheus, but also oneiros, lord shaper, the prince of stories, and, rarely, “the sandman”. he is one of a family of seven siblings known as the endless, each of whom personifies some aspect of reality, such as death or desire. ( example from wikipedia )
a hit man. a person who kills, then moves on with no remorse.
the sandman is coming to get you…
just another ficticious character that parents invented because they believe that they are “fun for kids.” the sandman is supposedly the person that wisks children away into dreamland by sprinkling sand on their eyes, explaining the children’s eye-crust in the morning.
“mommy, why is there this stuff in the corner of my eye when i wake up?”
“ummm… oh! the sandman puts it there sweety.”
“ohhhh.”
similar to the gorilla face, the “sandman” is the act of receiving a bl-wj-b on the beach, and pulling out right before -j-c-l-t–n and blasting all over the girls face and making her all c-mfaced and stuff…

then a handfull of sand is thrown it in the girls face so its sticks all over her face and mixes with the j-zz and is all nasty and crusty. then, the ejaculator raises arms triumphantly yells sandman!1!!!arrrrgghhghhhh!!!!!!
tonya gave me head on the beach last night and i totally gave her a sandman and made her walk home. stupid sl-t.
james (“jim”) fullington born june 16, 1963 in philadelphia, pennsylvania, better known as the sandman from extreme championship wrestling. known to come out from the audience carrying a singapore cane drinking beer then cutting himself open on the forehead with the can before his match in the ring. a true badd-ss not a wimp body builder/pretty boy you usually see in wrestling shows . the sandman is the hardcore wrestling icon and will always be.
“politically incorrect, and d-mn proud of it!” – the sandman
joey styles-sandman just beat the h-ll out him with shots from the singapore cane!!!!
the last and hopefully biggest blunt of the night. it evens you out clears your mind and puts you to sleep.
godd-mn that was a crazy f-cking party, twist up a sandman, we’ll munch then go to sleep madu. and manana we getting some cinnabon
c-mming on a girls face while she is asleep.
i sneeked into her room last night and gave her a sand man. i got out before she woke up.

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