sandpaper

dry v-g-n-,
that girl got some sandpaper
after a long day at the beach, in a place such as an all-inclusive resort, one often finds it quite difficult to remove all of the sand from the different crevaces of the human body.
this term is used to describe the rough and scratchy feeling when wiping one’s b-m after a long day at the beach.
“man, i’ve got a serious case of sandpaper from the beach”

“oh dear, the combination of burritos and sandpaper brought me to tears last night”
when you use sand paper for a lube. many have tried this aspect to no avail, but it shall be tried again this millenia. it leaves both parties sensitive and just. tired and tight,and blue. you can actually sandpaper your dong to create a grit like sensation before you become erect and ejaculatory.
jane- lets spice up our s-x life
dan- yea its more like s-x pergutory
jane- haha, u r funny, but i saw someone use a new type of lube
dan- oh yea?
jane- yea
dan- well lets do it, lets use sandpaper for some grit.
jane- i will like it
dan- yes you will
jane- thanks, i hope i dont get a dry
san- oh no no, you will just get an -rg-sm
s-xual intercourse on the beach, but it has to be on the sand to be considered an official “sandpaper.”
person 1 – bro i sandpapered the f-ck out of that b-tch last night

person 2 – finally man
a skidmark (sh-tstain, streak of p–p on underwear), usually consisting of crusted cr-p or sh-t on your underwear that has some sort of rough dried texture. can also be formed by v-g-n-l secretion on the front of womans panties.
i had so much diarrhea, that i ended up having sandpaper on my boxers from all the -n-l leakage i had during the day.
1. the nastiest chick you will ever meet
2. a word used to describe a female yielding no s-xual benefit
3. see grenade
jon: ey, joe why the f-ck, are you f-cking that bronte chick, b-tch is like f-cking sand paper, n-body wins.
joe: yeh, dawg i like sand paper.
jon: wtf?
two girls genetalia rubbing together
those lesbeinans have sandpaper