sandslash
very well the most bad-ss looking pokemon of the first generation. it evolves from sandshrew and grows longer claws and spikes. the spikes on its back act as a defensive armor, while raising its evasion in a sandstorm. its attacks with its sharp claws, rolling up in a ball and crashing into others to deal damage, or by digging underground and attacking from below
i cant see anything in this sandstorm, i hope that sandslash isnt underground
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