sandstorm

to immobilize a girl to the point where she needs an iv drip.
samuel just sandstormed the sh-t out of her in his dorm room!
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-rg-sm. sandstorm derives from darude’s sandstorm which has given many young people pleasure since it’s explosive release.
last night when david h-sselhoff gave me a sandstorm i felt it all the way in my in my tibia!
v.
1. a popular techno song by darude
2. to moshpit with a bunch of drunk people while listening to the aforementioned techno song
3. to bring the ‘heat; n ‘git down’
4. to take a p–p, while moshpitting and listening to techno, including but not limited to the popular techno song by darude
5. to steal a homeless mans mcdonalds
6. to mistake a homeless mans p–p for a mcdonalds burger, only realizing this after three bites. f-cking homeless people sh-tting on bread in mcdonalds bags
7. a mixture of foods and cigarete b-tts found in a homeless mans beard
8. to mistake a homeless mans beard full of food and cigarette b-tts for a mcdonalds burger, only realizing this after three bites. f-cking homeless people shaving on bread in mcdonalds bags
9. b-tt cheeze
10. to mistake b-tt cheeze for a mcdonalds cheeseburger, then realizing they taste the exact same
1. i’m listening to sandstorm!
2. we totally sandstormed last night!
3. i dont even know
4. dude i didnt think it was possible to sandstorm in a bathroom
5. i had maaad munchies so i sandstormed last night
6. duuude i almost puked after i sandstormed
7. yo, i walked past some dude, he had mad sandstorm
8. duuude i almost puked after i sandstormed
9. the best kinda cheese: sandstorm
10. dude, isnt it gross that that sandstorm tasted just like a cheeseburger
the action of having s-x in a sandy region. the male rolls his wet p-n-s in the sand and reinserts his p-n-s in the womans v-g-n-, thus causing extreme amounts of pain.
guy 1: dude i gave my girlfriend a sandstorm last night!
guy 2: haha, sucks for her
guy 1: yeah, she still has a sandy v-g-n-.
the name of the s-xual position of a female sitting on a male’s chest while she gives him a bl-wj-b. he then sprinkles salt and pepper into her b-tthole and shakes her b-tt around. then, as he -rg-sms, he punches her in the kidney and she farts in his face. thus forming a homemade sandstorm.

also known as “spicy cheeks”.
“man i miss her so much. she was the freakiest girl i ever met. one time she even gave me a sandstorm!”

“i’d sandstorm that in a heartbeat!”

“had to put my dog to sleep. he kept giving the neighbor’s cat a sandstorm.”

“how much did i drink last night? i woke up this morning and tasted spicy cheeks on my lips.”
shaving your p-b-s then blowing them in your girlfriends face.
ooh baby,i know you loved that sandstorm in your face
when you ejuclate on a girls face and then throw sand at it.
as i ejuclated all over the wh-r-s face, i quickle through sand at it and there i just did a sandstorm.
a 6’2″ w-nker made entirely of sand paper.
on the arrival of sandstorm :
‘sand! you came!’
‘many times’