Sandusky Skidmark
the act of a man sitting on the woman’s face and right before -j-c-l-t-ng he wipes his -ss crack back and forth from the tip of the woman’s nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. best results are after taking a sh-t or having a dirty sweaty -sscrack. -results should resemble a hindu’s red dot, only eliptical and brown!
wow, womp gave his girlfriend a sandusky skidmark last night, it was stupendous!
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