Sandvich
saying the word sandwich with a humorous russian accent. the sandvich is also an item in the game team fortress 2, which boosts the health of the heavy cl-ss by eating it.
scout: stop him from eatin’ that sandvich man!
heavy: om-nom-nom
scout: oh sh-t, too late!
-m-ssive pain-
he was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. now he’s lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to h-ll. he’ll satisfy your hunger. for revenge!
blu soldier: hey! you! stop right there!
blu scout: don’t let him get to the fri-
red heavy: (opens fridge and eats sandvich) omnomnom
blu scout: ohmygodohmygod!
punching is heard.
blu scout: my blood! he just punched out all of my blodd!
snapping noises are heard
blu soldier: you call that breaking my spine? you red team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine if-
more snapping noses
blu soldier: ahhhhh! my spiiinnnneeee!!!!!!
girlish scream is heard.
end.
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