sandwich

a food commonly used by men to oppress women
typical male: get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her sh-t.
jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here’s the p–pie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. hey! are you listening to me??

john: -pimp slap- b-tch, go make me a sandwich!
hobo currency
hobo: “will work for sandwiches”
1. (noun) a popular lunch concoction consisting of two or more pieces of bread with various meats, cheeses or condiments in between them. derived from earl of sandwich of england who is said to have first popularized the meal in the 18th century.

2. (verb) to compress something with force between two other objects.

3. (noun) a vile, old woman who practices wicca and lives on the beach. easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to sh-r-line.

4. (noun) a s-xual situation involving three people, mostly metaphorical. literally, it is a s-xual position in such a gathering where one person receives s-xual stimulation from one person below them, and the other partic-p-nt above them; usually a female between two males where her v-g-n- and -n-s are penetrated by each male simultaneously.
1. “angus was making me a peanut b-tter sandwich and he dropped a slice face down in the dirt so i made him eat it.”

2. “when the train came to a sudden stop i was sandwiched between two fat guys with an armpit in my face. that’s why i smell like this.”

3. kid: “daddy! i saw a sandwich!”
dad: “don’t be silly, boy.”

4. i’d sandwich tanya if she was the one who asked for it, but since it was howard’s idea then he’s a f-ckin’ meat gazer.
favorite of the great bains. one side rye, one side white, corned beef in the middle. oh yeah!
bains, laying exhausted in his bed says, “man, what a sweet sandwich!”
it’s a codeword for weed,

used when talking in public, so as not to arouse suspicion.
1.
david: “you wanna buy a sandwich? 😉 ”
andrew: “i say nope to dope”

2.
steven: “i was sitting in my room, eating sandwiches, when my mum walked in…”
mark: “sh-t that’s rough”
steven: “true”
something every women needs to know how to make
b-tch, go make me a sandwich…

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