sandy apple
a s-xual move in which you wrap an apple in sandpaper and insert it into a female’s -n-s. or a male’s -n-s i guess, whatever floats your boat.
i gave my girlfriend a sandy apple the other night and she didn’t stop bleeding for 3 hours.
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