sandy crab
when you are having s-x on the beach and the guy throws sand in the girls v-g-n- and continues on having s-x
laura just got the worst sandy crab from frickie last night at the beach
throwing sand into your lover’s private parts.
at revere beach, dan gave jen an epic sandy crab. she couldn’t clean it out for over a week.
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