Sandy Sleeper
finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your -sshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. then giving yourself an enema and sh-tting all over the hobo’s face with sandy, rocky, bl–dy sh-t.
“dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!”
“aw gross!”
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during -n-l s-x on a beach you sh-t in your hand, smear it on the face of your partner, push her face down into the sand pull it up and using three fingers on each side draw whiskers across the cheeks she looked so cute in the moonlight with her sandy tiger
- Jelly Holing
the act of cutting a hole in someones mattress and filling it with the jelly of your choice. (for best results use grape jelly) see jelly hole for more results. hey man what did you do last night? dude i went around to parties jelly holing.
- Jennifer Murray
the freshest girl imaginable. guy 1: “hey isn’t that jennifer murray, the stalest girl imaginable?” observant guy 2: “no, that’s jennifer murray, the freshest girl imaginable.” guys 1 & 2: “sweet.” (cue high five).
- jet coaster
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- jewdles
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