Sanittraction
the feeling a germaphobic person gets when they see hand sanitizer, a strong, unbreakable, attraction.
p1: (sees hand sanitizer) ooh! hand sanitizer!
p2: man, leave your stupid sanittraction behind and get over here!
p1: no…i can’t…
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