Sanovia
normally a black girl with an uncontrollable urge to be g-d’s definition of awesome. if chuck noris had a girlfriend, it’d be sanovia. all other nouns must be lowercase when in the same sentance as sanovia. when g-d saw sanovia, he himself sinned.
boy: “have you seen sanovia?”
guy: “i did one time, but then g-d took away everything i had.”
Read Also:
- santaclausaphile
somebody who is s-xually attracted to santa claus omg did you see her eying up santa? shes such a santaclausaphile
- Liqhim
the gay version of liquor gay guys drink liqhim because no gay man wants to liquor.
- Sarah Baracuda
my vpilf sarah palin’s basketball nickname. she can shoot an -ssault rifle. she can shoot a basketball. she can shoot the moon on the way to the white house! sarah baracuda!
- liquid wetsuit
surfing the morning after a few too many drinks! yeah… i was wearing my liquid wetsuit this morning
- little bald penis
little bald p-n-s aka lbp is someone who thinks that they know everything about anything but is really a geek.they flex their muscles of authority everywhere but at home where they are just a pathetic p-ssy whipped anti-male.they try to impress all with their knowledge of useless information which also leads to diarehha of the […]