sansa

the upcoming mp3 player made by sandisk, which totally owns the ipod nano for four main reasons:

1) it looks a lot cooler.
2) it costs less than a nano.
3) it plays videos.
4) it’s actually reliable.

go google it, you’ll want one.
bob: hey, i just got an ipod nano! i spent a bajillion dollars on it, and it’s a piece of sh-t! isn’t that great?

joe: yeah, and i just bought a sandisk sansa. and i’m happy.
an mp3 player made by sandisk that does all of the same things an ipod does, but costs much less.
stop wasting your money on a confusing piece of sh-t ipod and invest in a sansa or a zune.
a digital audio/video player made by sandisk, which also includes an fm radio, voice recorder, and image viewer. a sansa is cheaper than an ipod, but is way better for the money.

by installing rockbox on your sansa, you can add games, applications, and more. also, with rockbox, a sansa can actually play videos longer than 10 minutes in length and can play mpeg files with much better compression than the default firmware’s mjpeg-in-mov files.
my $80 sansa can do more than your $250 ipod nano.
the ipod’s ugly cousin. it does more stuff than an ipod does for a benjamin less.

advantages of sansa clip+:
b-ttons, voice recording, expandable memory, you don’t have to use sh-tty itunes software, it’s f-cking 50 dollars

advantages of ipod nano:
it looks cool
dumb kid: look at my s-xy–ss ipod! it’s so fresh and fly.

smart kid: i have a sansa.

dumb kid: haha lolzers you have an ugly–ss mp3 player! are you, like, poor?

smart kid: shut up, you just bought that ipod to look cool. you can’t even afford an ipod. your family lives in a 600 square-foot apartment in the ghetto. your mom’s probably a hooker, but she only charges a dollar cause she’s so ugly. you’re dad’s high on meth 24/7. you just need that $150 ipod to get some self-esteem to cover up the fact that you have a 3 inch d-ck. you’re flunking all your cl-sses and you’re gonna grow up to flip burgers at mcdonald’s.
an mp3 player by sandisk. although it is cheaper and lighter than the ipod, don’t be fooled. it only holds about 200 songs, and forget the videos because it takes too much sp-ce. the radio never works and the screen cracks and scratches very easily. it has a tendency to pop open, exposing the battery (thankfully, it snaps right back on). sometimes when you want to skip a song, you have to hit the “next” b-tton 740147 times before it actually does anything. it doesn’t shuffle properly, either; it will mix up about 15 of your songs and just play those over and over again. in my opinion, go invest in an ipod or a zune.
i just bought my sansa yesterday, but it already looks like it was h-t by a car!
the most annoying mp3 player.
it sucks even more than the ipod
for these reasons:
its screens are cr-py
they freeze real fast and break
on all models
its huge
doesn’t work in an ihome

and! zune riegns over ipod
becasue they look good
becasue they play good stuff
like videos and lime wire songs.
and! you can rip music from illeagle sites.
ugly guy: i just bought a sansa!

hot guy: i just bought an ipod!

hot girl who isn’t stupid: i just bought a zune.
the biggest joke in the universe
“why does that yellow bombplar keep running into us and dying at bleaks? doesnt she know this is a blue vs red area?”
“i know, what an idiot. just a regular old sansa.”