santa clause batteries


1. stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. to call “santa clause batteries”.
example 1-

evan: michael ian black graduated from my highschool.

gina: that’s total santa clause batteries!

evan: you’re right…come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. that was total santa clause batteries.

example 2-

gina totally called santa clause batteries on evan’s claim that michael ian black graduated from his highschool.
1. stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. to call “santa clause batteries”.
example 1-

evan: michael ian black graduated from my highschool.

gina: that’s total santa clause batteries!

evan: you’re right…come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. that was total santa clause batteries.

example 2-

gina totally called santa clause batteries on evan’s claim that michael ian black graduated from his highschool.

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