Santa Clause Beard
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a woman’s chin and upper lip and then sitting in her lap and telling her what you want for christmas.
so i game my girlfriend a santa clause beard last night and she loved it so now she is getting me a ps3 for christmas.
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