Santa Crime


any criminal, or gangster in a santa hat and gangster shades looking as though he’s on a crime spree to celebrate the holidays..any un-santa like, or unsavory character with th hat.

for instance…take any criminal, or shady looking individual, plop a santa clause hat on them… wallah! santa crime!
“wow jeffrey, did you see that scary gang-banger with the santa hat on?” “yea tad, i’d hate to what happens when he goes down a chimney.” “not santa claus…santa crime!! eek!” “oh sh-t he says, hoe,hoe,hoe..b-tch, where is my f-ckin money!!”

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