santa fraud
the cheesy b-st-rd with a white beard and red costume accosting children of all ages around the world at shopping centers and malls.
timmy: “mommy? who is the old man in the toy department wearing the red costume?”
mommy: “why that’s santa fraud!go sit on his lap, but watch out for the banana in his pant’s pocket dear.”
timmy: “yes’m.”
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