Santa-Sauced
santa-sauced: the condition many volunteers find themselves in after a day of playing santa claus in some mall somewhere. drinking cheap booze out of a paper coffee cup in order to tolerate all of the little brats and their know-it-all, overbearing, f-cken soccer moms.
teenager 1: hey jimmy, why don’t we go home and get your little bro so he can see santa clause and get his picture and sh-t.
teenager 2: no way man. that motherf-cker is santa-sauced. i don’t want him near my little bro.
teenager 1: seriously dude; how can you tell?
teenager 2: cause the more that santa drinks his coffee, the more he sways in his chair and slurs his words. he d-mn near fell over helping the last kid off his lap.
teenager 1: well, you must be right. if anyone knows what being drunk looks like, it would be your drunk -ss.
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