santaslut
1. a women/man/animal who wishes upon a very special intimate present for christmas and goes to extreme lengths in order to receive it.
2. santas (un)secret girlfriend (also known as sarah)reknown for being very h-rny and sl-tty
3.a women/man/child of unidentified s-x with whom santa would like to have s-xual relations due to their seductive sl-tty nature
4. a person acting very sl-tty during christmas holidays
1. man, my dad is such a santasl-t, last christmas he disguised his -ss as a chimney and waited for santa on the roof all night
2.
a: hey, isn’t that santasl-t?
b: who?
a: sarah!
b: oh…yeah that’s her, she is a santasl-t!
3.santa to santasl-t: wuzzup dawg, i would gladly leave a present in that -ss ya hear!?!
4.on 27th of december: julie! we’re through, you santasl-t! i don’t regret it that much since you weren’t that good in bed, which most of my friends can now confirm!
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