Santee Brake Check
get road head.
when your about to c-m and the girl (or guy) gets off your d-ck slam on the brakes and slam their head into the steering wheel (abs helps) and blow your load on their face.
say there was a cat or something….
girl gets in car.
girl goes down.
you get close and warn her.
she gets off your d-ck.
hit brakes.
her head hits the steering wheel.
blow load in her face.
make excuse.
santee brake check completed
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