Santinian


ancient race of nappy haired robots, sent to this planet to keep mary, the ancient intergalactic werewolf, from hatching her eggs via a native eggsack. santinians can be identified by their frizzy nappy hair, stilted speech patterns, and inability to leave the lunch table without permission.
mike is the leader of the santinians here on earth.

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