Santorum Colada
a frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.
fred phelps plans to serve santorum coladas at the westboro baptist church’s next holy communion. here’s how to make a santorum colada:
3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum-
put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. blend at a high speed for a short length of time. strain into a collins gl-ss and serve with a straw to felch it down. top with frothy santorum.
-if you don’t have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: combine 1/4 cup of astroglide in a blender with a dollop of sh-t. beat to a heavy froth.
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