Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise
1. (noun) an -n-l s-x act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has -j-c-l-t-d. after the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently -j-c-l-t-s into the other partner’s eye. he then uses the santorum that has acc-mulated on his p-n-s to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) to perform said s-x act.
3. (noun) the fact that rick santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after super tuesday
1. man, that hooker made be pay double after i tried the santorum super tuesday surprise.
3. in any other election, the santorum super tuesday surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
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