sapiosexual
a shibboleth used by poseurs attracted to the appearance of intelligence rather than actual intelligence. people genuinely attracted to intelligence know that the word “intelligence” is derived from the latin “intelligere”; that the latin participle for wisdom is “sapiens,” not “sapio”; and that the latin “sapio” means something that tastes good.
i totally identify as a sapios-xual so i find that guy with the bowler hat and handlebar mustache banging out his screenplay at the coffee shop on his royal typewriter while sipping his no-foam, decaf, soy latte and stroking his monkey totally hot. what? no, seriously. he’s got a for real monkey. he must be smart.
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