Sarah Palin
heinous b-tch who only got elected because she sucked mccain’s d-ck.
that fatherf-cker is such a sarah palin that i bet she gets it on with politicians to save face. or to moisturize face.
the woman who won the “blow mccain” compet-tion in late august, granting her vice president nominee for the elephant party (republicans). sarah palin thinks that dinosaurs existed 4000 years ago and that evolution is not real. sarah palin is a stupid american soccer mom whose daughter is the basis for juno.
normal person: “i believe in evolution not creationism”
sarah palin (as vp): you are unamerican
– vp candidate of john mccain
– a deer slayer
– her church wants to kill gays or convert them
– she says she is in favor of shooting animals from a plane or helicopter with a machine gun
– she doesn’t believe in global warming
– she wants offsh-r- drilling
– her brain is in her -ss
– wheres alaska?
– she has sh-tty one-liners written by idiots of the magnitude of tyler marcus
sarah palin is a aero deer hunting motherf-cker.
a completely and totally unqualified, and rather terrifying, vice presidential nominee. also known as a joke.
“can you believe that john mccain chose sarah palin as his running mate?”
“no, i can’t- the b-tch is f-cking crazy. she’s just bush in heels.”
the governor of alaska and john mccain’s vice presidential running mate for the 2008 election.
sarah palin will be a jeopardy answer, but never a vice president.
a pro-life, pro-gun, pro-war republican vp nominee. she has no experience, left wasillia in a huge amount of debt, and is only being used as a political ploy to gain votes from idiot conservatives who can’t think for themselves.
stephen colbert: who the f-ck is sarah palin?
tina fey’s doppelganger
tina fey did a spot on impression of sarah palin on snl the other night. you betcha i’m a hockey mom hangin’ out shootin’ moose with joe 6-pack!!! we are just a team of mavericks gettin’ all mavericky on the issues.
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