sarah’s own texas hot pocket


basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her v-g-n- lips into the male’s -sshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.

can also be called “texas tuna melt”
man that girl is one kinky b-tch! i gave her sarah’s own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night

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