sarasota handshake
-n-l fisting at the end of a sensual m-ssage.
the amp gets $80 for an hour m-ssage, $50 tip for a happy ending and $100 for a sarasota handshake.
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- Short Back and Forget About It
deriving from the “short back and sides” hair cut that most young boys have. normally only fashioned by masculine lesbians, or dudes with a shockingly bad haircut! nice hair cut! what did you ask for? a short back and forget about it
- Shunt Shagger
girls who like to sh-g short runts, typically from the ess-x region but can refer to men from elsewhere. belinda is such a shunt sh-gger, has she ever slept with anyone over 5,8?
- Skiddilywampus
an object or person or environment is “out of balance”. opposite of feng sheii him: i hung your shelves above the fireplace, sweetheart. how do they look? her: they would look nice if they didn’t sit all skiddilywampus!
- skunchy
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