Saratoga

– a super rich town in northern california at the foot of the santa cruz mountains

– is filled with chinese, korean, taiwanese, vietnamese, j-panese, indian, persian, and pretty much every other type of east asian, south asian, west asian or other asian

– a really cr-ppy fifty year-old un-renovated, unmaintained house with dog p–p all over the carpet will cost about $1 million to $2 million
i was in saratoga when i saw a house that had no roof for sale for $3 million
the richest town in upstate new york, where even the preppy kids smoke weed. most kids wear polo and lacoste and listen to dave matthews band, and attend his concerts yearly at sp-c. birkenstocks, jeep wranglers, and mercades benz are all popular. really good at sports, especially crew and track. one of the most challenging highschools in the nation. dank -ss downtown!
“hey where do you live?”
“saratoga”
“oh you must be rich”
“yeah i drive a mercades”
1. a place in ny
2. full of kids that have too much money and time with no parental supervision. m-ss drug and alcohol use to the point where the school should just be held at rehab.
saratoga? oh your a toga toker.
saratoga, in the local dialect often pr-nounced sawa-tug-ga.
a quick word of advice would be to pick up a mandarin phrase book before visiting. saratoga’s official car is the toyota, however it is not uncommon to receive a brand new lexus for your 15th birthday. most people in saratoga have been sheltered for much of their life and find it tough to cope with school. most students border delinquincy with an average test score of 97%. however it is very safe and a great place to live.
asianqtpiexo89: omg i got a 92% on my last test, my parents wont love me anymore.

fighterforcexx: that is the suxors, sorry ttyl i have to go to chinese school.

saratoga the land of little imagination and too much work.
1. a place in new york

2. a war battle

3. a town in northern california’s santa clara county with a population of 30,000, full of rich people with big houses who work their -sses off in school. however, contrary to what “saratogasux” says (and contrary to popular belief), most saratogans are not sn-bby -ssholes.
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an ultra wealthy town in northern california. it has some of the highest rated schools in the nation, and host many billionaires. seriously, the poor in saratoga have only 1 hd flat panel. the only town in the world where one can play punch lambo, rather than punch bug, there are that many rare cars there. everyone in the area is a certifiable genius. even the guys who smoke weed everyday will get into a 4 year college.
dude, just transfered to saratoga high.
congrats. you going to harvard or mit?
a place in ny, also known as horsetrack land.
i lost all my money to an alsoran at saratoga.
see: asia, china or the orient
i went into saratoga today and 3 toyotas almost hit me before i left the parking lot!

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