Saratoga Springs
historic town known for it’s horse racing, popped izod collars, racino cougars and elitist mentality.
man: let’s go to starbucks, shop at eddie bauer, then cheat on our taxes!
woman: oh, that’s soooo saratoga springs!
a city in upstate new york filled with rich pot-heads. almost everyone there smokes weed or drinks alcohol. parties occur every weekend and parents don’t give a sh-t about what kids do. almost no virgins live there either, everybody has s-x.
me:”i live in saratoga springs”
friend:”bring me to a party!!!!”
me: “do you wanna get high or wasted?”
friend:”both”
Read Also:
- gusy
derived from the english word “guys” pl for “guy” meaning a person of either s-x. although “gusy” can be both plural and singual. pl. gussies hey gusy! how you doin?!
- leaky lil goat
n- a leaky lil goat is formed by placing your c-ck and b-lls between your legs(ie: fruitbasket)bending over and urinating. origin: a csu pueblo hippy tree-hugger term derived from a hippy tree hugger song written by a hippy tree-hugger. syn: juicy fruit basket two fellas rock climbing fella 1: hey its not suposed to rain […]
- gynophobe
1) one who is afraid of women. (this may mutate into outright misogyny if left untreated. an excellent remedy is for a considerate, reasonably s-xy, s-xually enthusiastic woman to f-ck the gynophobe’s brains out.) 2) a repressed woman afraid of her own v-lv- and/or s-xuality. 3) an otherwise straight man who is too much of […]
- Mexican Haircut
a haircut involving the removal of all head hair, followed by a sneaky removal of the eyebrows. “f-ck man, i went to that barber in little tijuana and the b-tch gave me a mexican haircut!” a haircut involving a zippo lighter and lighter fluid stranded with only a zippo and lighter fluid, we were forced […]
- mexican ham wallet
a youthful well kept v-g-n- (bald taco) with salsa added sally: hey larry larry: ya? sally: how about we spice things up a little tonight. larry: how? sally: how about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the sh-t out of me. larry: that sounds like it might spice […]