sarbanes oxley (SOx)
accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.
nick was going to go out with tasha but instead he was stuck getting soxed at work.
1) an industry created from nothing that creates nothing.
2) sarbanes oxley is also a swear word.
3) something to hide behind when you need introduce bureaucracy to the nth degree.
sox dweeb: do have everything under control?
office bloke: yes
sox dweeb: can i see the doc-mentary evidence?
office bloke: we don’t keep hard copy
sox dweeb (smugly): the you have failed your control and i must report you to the highest possible echelon within the organisation who will inform of your failure and sack you. sarbanes oxley (sox) is the alpha and the omega.
office bloke: so f-cking what? die!
/bang
sox dweeb dies in a pool of it’s own blood. much rejoicing ensues.
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