sarcactual


when you say something genuine but it comes out as sounding sarcastic
girl: how does my hair look?

guy: delightful…

girl: you’re being sarcastic.

guy: no it actually looks nice.

girl: ffs i’ve had enough of your sarcactual ways.

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